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The lane
A Multibuys alert means several tracked wallets bought the same token close together.
Day to day, wallet alerts show what money did, which is harder to fake than a post. Chjokka’s Calls follows Multibuys on Solana and asks whose wallets they are and what they did before.
Chjokka’s Calls reads on-chain buying as evidence, with limits. One wallet can split into ten; a fresh wallet can belong to the deployer. The checks below cover both cases.
First look: Check whether several buying wallets were funded from one source a few minutes earlier. Open the buying wallet and read its last twenty trades before trusting the buy.
Latest Solana prints
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Screen: market cap at least $50.0K, liquidity at least $5.0K, at least 250 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
Selected history
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| fone | SOL | $44K | $23800K | 538x | 2026-08-30 |
| S3 | SOL | $87K | $6000K | 70x | 2026-09-08 |
| Frug | SOL | $29K | $551K | 19x | 2026-08-26 |
| HeeHaw | SOL | $54K | $1000K | 19x | 2026-09-06 |
Picked from the network's dated XTRACK outcome reports. A market-cap multiple is not a trading profit, and most alerted tokens did far worse.
Join the channels
Chjokka’s Calls does not post alerts itself; these Telegram routes do.
@empiresolmultibuysLive Multibuys alerts for Solana, as they fire.
@empiresolcexbuysWallets funded straight from an exchange bought in: the CEX-Funded Buys channel.
Open SOLANA MainAll Solana lanes in one verified group.
Add Multibuys folderImports the related Empire channels as a folder.
@gmgnx_chatOpen chat for the Empire community.
Alert log · 2026-09-23
Chjokka’s Calls logged these Multibuys alerts from the network feed on 2026-09-23. Numbers are the values at alert time.
- At 15:13 UTC the feed caught baton: cap $1.62M, liquidity $203.9K, 10,759 holders, top 10 holding 24 %.
- Ember (15:08 UTC) — $338.2K cap against $31.1K liquidity, top 10 holding 21 %, -9.6 % over the prior hour.
- suit alerted at 15:04 UTC. Market cap $945.1K, liquidity $48.1K, +43.0 % over the prior hour, 786 holders.
- CALI (15:02 UTC) — $943.7K cap against $302.2K liquidity, top 10 holding 23 %, -17.7 % over the prior hour.
- Gigacat alerted at 15:01 UTC. Market cap $382.0K, liquidity $81.7K, -50.6 % over the prior hour, 2,180 holders.
- 15:01 UTC · PUMP entered the lane at $243.5K; pool depth $48.0K, 338 holders.
- At 15:00 UTC the feed caught Super: cap $2.18M, liquidity $226.2K, 1,838 holders, top 10 holding 10 %.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
What the record says
3714tokens measured
6 %5x in 24 h
93 %dead in 24 h
27 %2x in 24 h
Over the last 7 mature days the network alerted 3714 tokens in Multibuys on Solana. 27 % reached 2x within 24 hours and 6 % reached 5x; 93 % died inside a day, usually after about 0.5 h. The Solana average for all topics was 25 % reaching 2x. The measured 2x rate is above the rest of Solana with 95 % confidence for this window.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Quick definitions
- FDV
- Value of the full supply at the current price.
- Rug pull
- When insiders remove liquidity or dump supply and the price collapses.
- LP burn
- Destroying the pool's LP tokens so liquidity cannot be withdrawn by the creator.
- Holder count
- How many wallets hold any amount of the token.
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The checklist
Chjokka’s Calls runs these checks on each Multibuys alert.
Step 1
Set volume against pool depth and new holders over the same window.
Step 2
Check holder concentration after excluding pool and burn wallets.
Step 3
Decide your exit before you enter, including the price where you are wrong.
Step 4
Check whether mint and freeze authorities are revoked where the chain allows them.
Step 5
See whether other Empire channels alerted the same contract and when.
How Chjokka’s Calls filters
Filters are a choice, not a truth. This is the choice Chjokka’s Calls made for Multibuys alerts:
- market cap at least $50.0K
- liquidity at least $5.0K
- at least 250 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %
In the 48 most recent lane alerts at build time (about 1 hours), 11 passed this screen. The passing group sat at a median $558.0K cap with $68.0K in the pool and roughly 878 holders. Thin pools were common: 2 of 48 had less than 10 % of their cap in liquidity. Median concentration in the lane: 20 % of supply in the top ten wallets.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Questions
What is Chjokka’s Calls?
It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches Multibuys alerts on Solana, prints them live and explains how to check each one.
Does Chjokka’s Calls hold or sell tokens it shows?
The desk does not trade from this page and does not take payment from projects for listing them.
Where do the alerts come from?
From the Blackhat Empire alert network: on-chain data, launchpads, screeners and tracked wallets, filtered and posted to Telegram. The live board reads the same feed.
How do I get these alerts on my phone?
Open the Telegram link on this page for @empiresolmultibuys. Alerts arrive there first.
